Nicki claps with her ass

Nicki claps with her ass

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jamesthefluffydestroyer:

embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

I have never seen something so accurate in my life…. unfortunately

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birdghost:

birdghost:

so i made this my profile pic 

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and my dad just commented

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oh my god

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i

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I already saw that on Tumblr.

literally everything (via beccaliving)

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toward-eternity:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

ifangirltolive:

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

this is because people just suck

Why the fuck would you wear a long sleeve shirt if it’s that hot?

^

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fortheloveoftrilll:

heru-degaude:

By this logic, Black folk aren’t lazy, we just don’t want to work for a country we already made.

^^^^

the doors of the church are now open.

Everything makes so much sense

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

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mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

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simsgonewrong:

Sent sim to unclog the toilet first thing in the morning and this happened. I can’t unsee this and now my eyes need bleaching.

simsgonewrong:

Sent sim to unclog the toilet first thing in the morning and this happened. I can’t unsee this and now my eyes need bleaching.

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simsgonewrong:

Just orphaned three teens, but at least he’s cleaning the yard. 

simsgonewrong:

Just orphaned three teens, but at least he’s cleaning the yard. 

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simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

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